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Old 10-20-2004, 08:57 AM
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Glucose in Semen


This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year. In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen.

A young female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in male semen?"

"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing. The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, or rather implied, she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class...and never returned. However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.... Totally
straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."
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Old 10-20-2004, 03:04 PM
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Old 10-20-2004, 05:31 PM
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Awesome! lol great one
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Old 10-21-2004, 03:11 AM
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LMAO brilliant Stalker!!!!


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Old 10-21-2004, 11:34 AM
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seem she ask for that one.

professor did a discussing (trick questioner) and found who is nasty in the class. only if a young man said that every one act like they did not hear it from him.
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